Hey all,
Welcome to my blog page, not that I've really understood the whole online blogging fad thing really. I mean, if you look at it this way, no blogs anyone posts really get read, because no one gives a fuck about people they dont know. Unless of course your Paris Hilton or some shitty celeb like that.
I mean, what has someone like me got thats interesting to offer you web people?
I dunno; this will inevitably become a place I rant on for about a week, get bored of it, and fuck off and forget this place existed. Lol.
ANYWHO, heres some crap about me... the blogger.... (If anyone actually reads this.)
Name: Janine, but everyone calls me Neenee.
Age: 19.
Location: A little strange place in the midlands they call Lichfield, a delightful place full of OAP's and chavs, constantly waging war on each other with cigarette burns and mobility scooters.
Height: 5'6.5'' short enough to sneak by, tall enough to stamp on emo kids.
Job: Not a job as such but I model for rogue maidens, satanic-sluts.com and have appeared in Bizarre magazine. Basically I get my boobies out here and there and look spooky. A bit like Peter Griffin from family guy mixed with marilyn manson while having sex with Charles Manson while drinking pepsi and eating candy floss. Thats my style.
Single or not?: Single. Everyone that comes along thats interested in me, tends to get a little intimidated i think, i outdrink them, then i get intimidated by them because 90% of the time they have bigger boobies than me.... And Im a D cup.
Religious?: No i do not believe in big hairy men sitting on clouds that send down zombie men born from virgins, that are their own fathers that walk on water telling people to eat their body and drink their blood, that go around being invisible condemning us to an imaginary fiery inferno that is ruled over by a goatman.
And well thats me in a nutshell. ^^
